Friday, August 10, 2007

further proof of Cleveland+, land of opportunity

craigslist job ads from an Avon Lake church looking for a new pastor...

This is a ground floor opportunity to take Christianity to the next level. The last major change in the church was 500 years ago with the Protestant Reformation. This new church will start a Second Reformation and carry Judao-Christianity in a new direction for the next 500 years. Ten years from now, all churches around the world will look like kingdom churches. Traditional churches will either fade away or become kingdom churches themselves.
...and faith healer....

Greetings to the followers of Our Lord Jesus Christ! I am looking for a "faith healer" to officiate over our healing services we will be conducting every other Saturday in Avon Lake, Ohio. The far westside of Cleveland.
what a growing economy!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

wow! passport to james levin's festival of grant whoring!




wow! the word "incredible" six times in one blog post! it must be TRUE! Inge-neuter-me SURE sounds like a BIG success AGAIN this year! another satisfied inge-neutered festival goer....

1 comments:

theodore said...

I personally enjoyed paying $5 for an exhibition I was in...



how awesome and incredible is that! yippeeeeee! make em pay james! it's your grant whore experience after all! gotta make sure the pimps whore you out again next year!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Fukidol...


I recently came into possession of intelligencia that indicates a disturbing fact; the human race should be nuked.

Sure, we go on trying to get a little better, but people just suck in general; political parties, infomercials, wastes of all types and glowing, burning, gurgling forms that kills us slow or fast, foods that have the nutritional values of plastic, plastic that has the nutritional value of food, bad sex, sex that's good when it's bad, diseases of all varieties, cruelty, torture, business that encourages war and worse, war that encourages business, game shows, "reality" TV, "Unreality" TV, childhoods that suck and things that suck away childhoods, lying, cheating, murder, rape, death and worse taxes which can last AFTER death, religions that are no better than politics and politics that is no better than religions and worst of all...

WORST OF ALL...


worst of all...a lack of common sense about everything...because sense is NOT common.

I have had it.

I move to strike the set.

I move to stop the movie.

I move that we stop this car and all get out...

Only one thing stops me from wanting to stop, from really wanting to pack it in...

Well, make that several things:

Humor mostly, and a little hope, many friends and the knowledge that evil is not what we think it is; evil, dear friends, is when people that say they're NOT evil convince you that YOU ARE...and then you realize that the roles are reversed, they're full of shit. You know, then they know, then they're screwed. The play the mindfuck game of making you think that the enemy is in the mirror, but they're only partially right. The reason they do it is to make you fearful, because then, THEN...you don't think. You don't see. See them for what they are, then let them starve on your knowledge; the well dries up, the supply runs cold and they have nothing left to work with.

RISE UP in the only way we can; see them, detest them and let them suffer in the best way, the most permanent way; make them vanish, give them nothing, let them die from your knowledge of their shittiness; it's not revenge, it's just common sense;) Wage the war that wins and let them starve on their own stupidity.

Mentality, the fresh-maker...

Sunday, July 08, 2007

special invitation! cleveland photo exhibit!!! hope and excitement for our future!


is it just the ol' reverend gettin' cranky, or are there suddenly a lot of 'call for submission'-s (i.e. give me your art so i can grant whore off of it) out there? arts levy money going to the usual suspects in order to create another exhibit on the back of donating artists, from which no artist makes a penny? exhilirating! cleveland envisioned!!!!

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

SCOOTER - FREE ? ! ?


Good Heavens Americans !

A few days before our national party of liberty,
our worst president does it again !

Scratch your head and make you go - hmm....

That's right, Scooter is free to go and thankfully, the rest of the Muppet Show will be able to get the show started ! I have rarely, if ever supported Mr Kucinich when he trolled our corrupt halls of old Cleveland politics. I have been on his website as of late, angry about Mr. Cheney's corrupt cowboy games and agree that HE is the center of the mess and should be removed.

Having his deputy Roscoe P Coltrane Bush III pardon Luke Duke Scooter ? Again, more
wrong way lost highway politics. Please click on Dennis' link and


http://www.usalone.com/cheney_impeachment.php

Thursday, June 28, 2007

how cleveland got evacuated


gee, you think this is how it'll go when the innerbelt takes us into the 21st century! euclid corridor! can a city be more abandoned and deserted? you bet!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

we don't serve your kind


That's right, a creepy gothic roommate can be a *bad* influence! But this twin quilt cover called BRUNKRISSLA will brighten up your grad's dorm.

What the matter Ikea...? Couldn't come up with another group that would be PC enough to target? How about a lampshade to dim the spirits of your gay roommate? Or a locking desk drawer to protect you from your crackhead roommate? How about replacing the word 'gothic' with 'black'? Would that get the message across?



The funny thing is, most people I know who could be remotely considered 'gothic' tend to be an actual Ikea shoppers. Who do you think buys all the black furniture?

I hope Tyler Durden kicks your marketing department's ass.

Happy Father' Day - Belated AWARDS fro DAD OF THE YEAR 2007





















Runner Up for 2007 DAD OF THE YEAR :

Christopher Ben -gay noit

Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.

the happy story ( not fake ) here


THE WINNER OF 2007 DAD OF THE YEAR:



















local pride ! Akron Canton's own blue blood !

Bobby Cutts Jr., 30, is accused of killing 26-year-old Jessie Davis and her unborn daughter at her northeast Ohio home on June 14. Davis was missing for about a week before her body was found in a Summit County park Saturday, still carrying the baby she was due to deliver July 3.

the rest of the aweful blackmarried cop murders both baby&girlfriend here.......


DIS -HONoRABLE MENTION
FOR DAD OF THE YEAR 2007















CHRISTOPHER VAUGHN

JOLIET, Ill. (AP) -- A suburban Chicago man found shot near the bodies of his wife and their three children in the family sport utility vehicle earlier this month was charged Saturday in their shooting deaths.....the rest of the grisley story here........



Hester says hmmmm.....sadly, Pearl and the Rev and I were out of town during Father's Day not to have embraced some of the media attention of several not-so-great dads

Filicide is becoming all the rage an even in our own backyard where you would think the PO- LICE are not the bad guys

Sunday, June 24, 2007

cleveland pride! whoo hoo!


cable news is talking about us!!!! all the time! woo hoo!!! pride! and it's a regional thingy too! plus! real! cool! zen! woopy!

Thursday, June 21, 2007

yay spidey cleveland!


how did the white boys miss this one? big fat poser leeches off swirling-down-toilet taxpayers like the parasite? how cleveland.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

An now...


Just a little something for a co-worker (well, just a worker,) who needs a severe bitchslap upside her mean, selfish, obnoxious head...WITH A TWO BY FOUR!!! (I know, I'm being nice...)

May her life be just what she makes it...miserable, from what I'm seeing.

this would apply to cleveland if cleveland had brains or a soul anymore


He who learns must suffer, and, even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

Monday, June 11, 2007

bRU- HA HA TOWER - ANOTHER WASTE OF CLEVELAND ENERGY FOR DOOMED EYESORES
















HO - HUM

SO far the only exciting event to transpire from
the Breuer Tower Hysteria is a new dessert at
Ohio City's Johnny Mango with waffles to mimic
the ugly design of the doomed building....

Why do the people of Cleveland only strike into
action when the rotting carcasses of their bygone
heydays are about to be demolished ?

Hulletts ?

The Browns Stadium ?

Joel Rose ?

In Akron, we build and grow. We want you also
to keep growing instead of shrinking, but
your liberal sympathy to bygones of the past
keeps you from progressing your schools,
your foreclosure rates from your unemployed
and general cultural progress. There is no
billionaire to bail you out here, no sin tax, focus on
some real issues and eat some waffles with ice cream
- even that idea is so simple no one would order
it unless some hip blogs post more about that
than the issue of Clevelan'd dying downtown structures

http://clevelandplanner.blogspot.com/

http://Saveourland


http://TOISTUDIOS