Wednesday, June 27, 2007

we don't serve your kind

That's right, a creepy gothic roommate can be a *bad* influence! But this twin quilt cover called BRUNKRISSLA will brighten up your grad's dorm.

What the matter Ikea...? Couldn't come up with another group that would be PC enough to target? How about a lampshade to dim the spirits of your gay roommate? Or a locking desk drawer to protect you from your crackhead roommate? How about replacing the word 'gothic' with 'black'? Would that get the message across?

The funny thing is, most people I know who could be remotely considered 'gothic' tend to be an actual Ikea shoppers. Who do you think buys all the black furniture?

I hope Tyler Durden kicks your marketing department's ass.

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