MAYBE HE THOUGHT SHE'D GIVE HIM A " Barbie Cummings "

This week the story of the two Police Officers
who took advantage of a young woman escalated
into a rape charge...no details from the already
scandal-filled White Cops Who Are Dopes Police Dept.

Did Mr. McCombs feel he too should have a
porn-star treatment hummer like the TN.
Trooper who threw out the happy pills for a "trade" ?

When you slap on a badge, encourage serious
corruption and suddenly you are the focus of another
"Cop Blown For Freedom " scandal in your department..
oh Parma, not a show on TV to soothe thee

Do people deserve a throttling?

No, that's too good for them.







I've always been one to believe that a person should be held accountable for their actions, but people shouldn't be beaten senseless (well, maybe a little.) They should be given a far harsher punishement; they should be made to walk in other's shoes. They should get the chance to be shown just how bad they are when they get treated exactly the way they treat others.

Bullies should get bullied,
Abusers should recieve the fruits of their abuse,
Rapists should be sodomized,
and murderers, no, that would be too fucking easy.

People have no goddamn introspection, they don't see what they do. They don't realize that they're just cattle and no matter how hard they try to hide it; in the clothes they wear, in the platitudes they puke forth, in the supposed charity that they give and their lousy attempts to cleanse themselves of their guilt by going to a church and thinking that by being "absolved" of their sins that they truly are not guilty. How pathetic.

You want to fix something, Mr. West Side aristocrat, you want to be better, Ms. Suburban Dumbass, You want to be "cool", Ms. Hick-in-the-store-bought-face? Go out and be KIND, be UNDERSTANDING, be REAL, because that's all that counts. The rest is all colored contacts, liposuction, liquour-induced coma and clothes more expensive that the gross national product of fucking Bolivia.

You want to be real? See through someone elses eyes, try to use some compassion (although I know for most of them, that's as foreign as Iraq.)

The world is what we make it, so the next time you ask "what the fuck happened", look in the mirror, genius.

HELP ! IT'S THE PARMA PUSSY PATROL !

Illustration by Robert " Chappy Ullman

Can we sing " Moon Over Parma ? "
I knew you could boys and girls !

ARTICLE FROM BAD COP NEWS

PARMA, OHIO –

The allegations come just after the community was finally finding faith in its police force.

A previous scandal plagued Parma’s police force, from it’s former corrupt chief to alleged overtime abuses.

After two years and several attempts, a police levy barely passed last Tuesday. But would it have passed if this investigation had been public?

“I’m not going to go into any details. It would be inappropriate at this time to do so,” Captain Wayne Schmigel said.

Parma police do verify that veteran officers, Patrolmen Christopher Dillenbeck and Mark Mccombs were accused of having sex with a woman they picked up while on duty.

“The officers were placed on paid administrative leave. We’ve taken their service weapons and (the officers) were instructed not to do any jobs in uniform,” Capatin Schmigel said.

The incident allegedly occurred on April first, somewhere near or on the grounds of Padua High School.

The details of the alleged incident and investigation are being kept secret.

Target 3 has learned police are reviewing security video from that day.

Cameras are mounted on the side and roof of the school and may have captured these cops on tape.

Parma Police say the levy and this investigation, have no connection.

While it’s true the allegations were made April 18th, nearly three weeks before the election, investigators say they were not able to verify any of the details until after the election.

UNTIL 'AFTER" THE ELECTION....

DON'T BE THROWING UP ON MY COUCH, BITCH

Just one more reason not to move to Cleveland, OHIO

THIS ARTICLE rom the PD/CC :

A family get-together turned deadly early this morning after a 50-year-old Euclid man vomited on his niece's couch.

Johnny M. Smith was shot several times in the chest and stomach by his niece, Roxanne L. Smith of Cleveland, Cleveland police spokesman Lt. Thomas Stacho said.

The two relatives, who were drinking, argued around 1 a.m. after Johnny Smith became sick. Roxanne Smith, 46, who hosted the party at her Eddy Road home, then returned to the living room and shot her uncle several times. He died in surgery at Huron Hospital.

You know he deserved it - another John Smith !
That couch was probably from Value City Furniture !